the misfits

Ever hear the story about the city man out in the country?  He sees this fella sittin' on his porch, so he says "Mister...  ...could you tell me how I can get back to town?" The fella says "No."  "Well, could you tell me how to get to the post office?" The fella says "No."  "Well, do you know how to get to the railroad station?" "No."  "Boy," he says, "you sure don't know much, do you?"  The fella says "Nope. But I ain't lost."